Katie D.
I’d like to
think I’m pretty scrappy. I think I’d do
alright in a fight. Yeah, I’m probably a hair puller, eye gouger but I think
I’d win. However, when faced with the
question at lunch today if I’d rather be in a fight with an animal or another
person I instantly picked an animal.
Tom, shocked by my response, asked why.
My response had me reasoning that I’m smarter than an animal and I could
use my superior intelligence against a lesser opponent. It made complete sense to me. All others at the table, including Katie R.,
thought my choice was ridiculous and thought I didn’t have a chance against a
bear. A bear, probably not, but a coyote
definitely!
So I’ve had
some time to think about it and I have come to a new conclusion. What was I
freaking thinking? Yeah….sure I could outrun a wolf, zig-zag away from a
crocodile and speak to the bees that I wasn’t trying to harm them. While I’m at it why don’t I climb a mountain
and swim the ocean. I’ll take my chances with another person.
Which would
you pick?
I would definitely take an animal, like a squirrel or a bunny. Nothing larger than a playtpus or anything with claws, or anything that flies or doens't have legs.
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